:farnsworth: Good News Everyone!

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Finally, a real Dis-Aster.

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:speech-r: :kelly:

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Disaster literally means “bad star”.

Mazel tov is a sort of opposite. It literally means “good star”.

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FF7:R 4D experience.

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Aim I really going to need to wait 200 years for them to finish that remake?

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what if it’s not an asteroid but an alien controlled missile and they are deciding whether we deserve to live or not?

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Hurry up and kill us already jeez

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Not sure if this is better or worse than being flattened into 2 dimensions by a dual vector foil.

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