TIL Satan is a genie.
Also, in these games, the folks going for βmore wishesβ are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkeyβs paw, is βgrant me omnipotence.β
But: this is Satan weβre talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.
I donβt think Iβd even trust his answer about whether thereβs a cost, so Iβd pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.
Iβd say, βno thanksβ and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, Iβm fucked anyway since my mother isnβt a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.
I thought if Judaism is correct gentiles can avoid Gehennom (purgatory) by following the 7 noahide laws?
Dunno. I havenβt studied it; all my info comes from informal conversations with a jewish friend of mine, a long time ago. I could also be misremembering what he said.
Itβs something I would look into, if faced with confirmation of a judao-christian afterlife, especially if I could concurrently cover multiple bases. Iβd look at Islam, as well; could be theyβre not mutually exclusive. I dread to think of how limited my diet would becomeβ¦ but faced with an ensured eternity in hell Β―\(γ)/Β―
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Since itβs impossible to determine whether any given answer is true or not, the logical course of action is to only ask question with observably objective answers. Examples:
- What are the next lottery numbers?
- Will it rain tomorrow?
- Where was the exact location of Troy during the Greek war?
Things like that.
Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?
Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?
Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?
