TANSTAFL. Whatβs the price?
Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?
Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?
Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?
TIL Satan is a genie.
Also, in these games, the folks going for βmore wishesβ are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkeyβs paw, is βgrant me omnipotence.β
But: this is Satan weβre talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.
I donβt think Iβd even trust his answer about whether thereβs a cost, so Iβd pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.
Iβd say, βno thanksβ and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, Iβm fucked anyway since my mother isnβt a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.
I thought if Judaism is correct gentiles can avoid Gehennom (purgatory) by following the 7 noahide laws?
Dunno. I havenβt studied it; all my info comes from informal conversations with a jewish friend of mine, a long time ago. I could also be misremembering what he said.
Itβs something I would look into, if faced with confirmation of a judao-christian afterlife, especially if I could concurrently cover multiple bases. Iβd look at Islam, as well; could be theyβre not mutually exclusive. I dread to think of how limited my diet would becomeβ¦ but faced with an ensured eternity in hell Β―\(γ)/Β―
Since itβs impossible to determine whether any given answer is true or not, the logical course of action is to only ask question with observably objective answers. Examples:
- What are the next lottery numbers?
- Will it rain tomorrow?
- Where was the exact location of Troy during the Greek war?
Things like that.
I wouldnβt have any questions, just immediate concern.
Iβd start looking for the nearest mental health facility and check myself in due to having visual and auditory hallucinations.
There is no devil.
Interesting, as an atheist I think the same way too, there is a greater probability that you are insane that there is for a Personal God existing, but I am not sure my attitude is the best, I mean, even if there was a real God and he came before me, I would count myself insane. i.e., Nothing can trump this argument if you believe in this, sounds a bit close minded to me, I donβt know what the right way is either.
