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It’s going to be hard to explain to kids about how there used to be birds and bees.

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what kids

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Oh that’s our euphemism for the brain-addled adult victims of the fancy new pollution.

They hand em off to lonely couples to take the sting off

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That’s what I thought this was gonna be when I started reading

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:yea:

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Oof

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It’s funny because worker bees with stingers are all female but this person is using the stinger as a metaphor for penis. They made a trans male bee without even realising it.

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You’re ruining the sanctity of stinger-dicks. How dare you, owl.

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Trans bee men are valid damn it

I support Barry!

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I have a kid.

It’s not hard. All I plan on doing is explaining that the act of sex feels good. And in the case of sex between men and women, babies can occur.

That’s it. Stop pretending this is some sort of weird blow to cultural norms, or reinventing of the wheel because you have to explain all the combinations of sex that can exist.

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parental obligation fulfilled :grillman:

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Wish my parents did that for me turns out white catholic gen xers with boomer catholic parents have very fucked up views and thoughts about sex I would’ve been better off just literally fucking around n finding out lmao instead I’m saddled with generational / cultural baggage and am sexually dysfunctional haha 😂😂😂🙃🙃🙃

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