LOL “instead”…no, bby. Not instead.

37 points

He’s incredibly dumb. It’s like if reddit was a rich Harvard failson.

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Matt Yglesias’ entire life has been a vast Truman Show-esque illusion puppeteered by CIA operatives and everyday he comically stumbles onto clues that this is true but never connects the dots.

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Absolutely would watch…someone write this sitcom

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53 points

That’s usually the case more than actual asset assets. You can just platform people already saying what you want, there’s enough people out there that you’ll find em. Less leaky and cheaper.

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Yep, the ideal is to make the career paths of true believers easier. There’s no “controversy”, as there is never any direct quid pro quo. And in the long term it’s incredibly effective at pushing narratives in your direction. Imo the way the Kochs have managed to completely normalize their relatively extreme ideas in a few decades by simply funding econ departments and think tanks is a great example.

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People need to imagine this stuff being done in office buildings by office dudes they’ve worked with and not dark rooms where shadowy figures smoke cigars and they’ll get a way more real picture of how this shit works.

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13 points

James Bond, but it’s Garry in accounting

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6 points

Misuse of company resources goes a loooong way

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Sometimes I wonder about how much CIA money went to communists when they were overthrowing the French president in the 60s.

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10 points

I really wish China would platform me already.

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11 points

I believe in you. Keep trying.

:meow-bounce:

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Of course, if you give 'em a lil nudge now and again, that helps too.

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A lot of foreign policy plants only require paying off a local newspaper in another country and connecting it with a low level reporter at the targeted publication. They cite a stringer they “met in college” and point to a foreign language newspaper if anyone asks. The editors don’t know the difference.

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18 points

Yeah, it’s usually really simple shit.

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25 points

This is also why 99% of news is now reporting on fringe twitter users

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Blue check reporters be like “I’ve seen this take 4 times today. Must be popular enough to write about”

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“Wow, every single one of my friends and associates seem to be spook-adjacent, have all the same interests as spooks, and yet they’re all just simple normal professionals with job titles like Cultural Attache or Trade consultant for Universal Exports’ Yemen office…wierd.”

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Doesn’t the CIA simply take orders from big companies?

All the CIA is good for is arming right wing terrorists and pretending to be good at spying.

It’s more likely the SEC guy is with the SEC and is simply traveling to take bribe money.

I mean come on, the CIA is dumb as shit. There is no way they could have predicted anyone would read Matty on Twitter. They couldn’t even manage to kill Castro!

The NSA on the other hand…

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Doesn’t the CIA simply take orders from big companies?

Pretty sure it’s a two way street, bud…also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

the CIA is dumb as shit.

Correct, this is why they like Matthew Yglesias so much.

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