Why yes, I was Beefwell Ington.
Chadington Chadworth the 43rd, distinguished manlysir.
I mean, the Dash Handsome comment is kinda, sorta the plot of Man on High Heels. Awesome movie, btw.
Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Bolt Vanderhuge!
Thick McRunfast!
Blast Hardcheese!
Buff Drinklots!
Trunk Slamchest!
Fist Rockbone!
Stump Beefknob!
Smash Lampjaw!
Punch Rockgroin!
Buck Plankchest!
Stump Chunkmen!
Dirk Hardpec!
Rip Steakface!
Slate Slabrock!
Crud Bonemeal!
Brick HardMeat!
Rip Slagcheek!
Punch Sideiron!
Gristle McThornbody!
Slate Fistcrunch!
Buff Hardback!
Bob Johnson! (Oh, wait…)
Blast Thickneck!
Crunch Buttsteak!
Slab Squatthrust!
Lump Beefbroth!
Touch Rustrod!
Reef Blastbody!
Big McLargeHuge!
Smoke ManMuscle!
Eat Punchbeef!
Hack Blowfist!
Roll Fizzlebeef!
My deadname was Bobson Dugnutt