10 points
I’m so glad I was a baby when this happened
26 points
Are Americans ok
10 points
37 points
After telling people that the US could topple any moment, at the height of our fears and more fragile than ever, the president choked on a pretzel while eating alone and passed out.
why is this so fucking funny to me
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17 points
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It would be really funny if that was true because it means they tried to preserve his dignity by making up a ridiculous and way more embarrassing cover story.
“No, the people can never know the president had a relapse, it’s too embarrassing. Tell the media he ate a pretzel wrong or something”
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5 points
Tom Clancy being really nice outside his books is a really funny idea
