After telling people that the US could topple any moment, at the height of our fears and more fragile than ever, the president choked on a pretzel while eating alone and passed out.
why is this so fucking funny to me
It would be really funny if that was true because it means they tried to preserve his dignity by making up a ridiculous and way more embarrassing cover story.
“No, the people can never know the president had a relapse, it’s too embarrassing. Tell the media he ate a pretzel wrong or something”
I think on some level, Dick Cheney knew this was a simulation. That’s why he smirks directly at the camera, like he already knew the plot and that it didn’t matter what he did.
we used to have a friendly email conversation going and ever since the primary he just ignores my messages
feels bad man
Pretty sure he still lurks