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After telling people that the US could topple any moment, at the height of our fears and more fragile than ever, the president choked on a pretzel while eating alone and passed out.

why is this so fucking funny to me

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It would be really funny if that was true because it means they tried to preserve his dignity by making up a ridiculous and way more embarrassing cover story.

“No, the people can never know the president had a relapse, it’s too embarrassing. Tell the media he ate a pretzel wrong or something”

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Pretzels have holes in them. They are the least likely thing to choke on.

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I think on some level, Dick Cheney knew this was a simulation. That’s why he smirks directly at the camera, like he already knew the plot and that it didn’t matter what he did.

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we used to have a friendly email conversation going and ever since the primary he just ignores my messages

feels bad man

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Mugrimm?

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:sadness:

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Vice doesnt go hard enough imo, but its 100% still worth watching

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I think Vice assumes the viewer knows who is evil and thus plays it pretty straight in that regard. But I’ve only seen it once years ago.

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Pretty sure he still lurks

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Grimm If you love eating shit off of piggy poopy balls don’t reply to this comment.

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