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I leave for only 2000 years and come back to this mess?!

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What have you all done to my planet?! I leave to get space burritos and this is what happens while I’m gone?! Global Warming?! War?! Wealthy men worshipped like gods?!

Explain yourselves!

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Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Only the meek shall inherit the earth, and birds are definitely not meek :bird-mad:

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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you sound like Obama being a spectator to his own fucking presidency

oo ooooh I’m fucking ominpotent, if only I could have done something, oooo

fuck off

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Look the burritos are really good, okay?

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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fair point

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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I promise to share the burritos if you vote for me next election cycle.

Just kidding :angel-biblical-shh:

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BigAssBlueBug [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Liberal

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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gasp :meow-knit:

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BigAssBlueBug [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Yea that’s right jesus ur a lib whaddya gonna do turn my water into wine then I’ll just get drunk and call you a lib more

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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:ohnoes:

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net
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Hey I got a question, is the Q document real?

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Yes and no

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JesusChrist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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My hands have button sized holes in them :sadness-abysmal:

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