68 points

wow, a white woman who drinks wine, what an unusual character trait

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She has wine at Breakfast, Lunch, AND Dinner? Watch out washington, a bad bitch is coming to vote “no” on your cringe ass miniumum wage increase

-7DeadlyFetishes

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Damn, you’re a triathlete? That must give you some kind of moral authority I’ll never have. I’m laying in bed with covid and being useless while my wife takes care of our kids. Who am I to have political demands?

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32 points

Have you tried drinking wine? That is apparently politically relevant as well

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At first I thought she was drinking wine while doing triathlons, and I thought that actually was kinda cool. I don’t see how drinking wine like a normal person is supposed to impress me? Maybe something crazy happens when you mix wine with adrenochrome and they think we’re just like them and chew on human adrenal glands all day.

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The bipartisan agreement is the Rs ban abortion to increase the supply of children and the Ds provide the wine.

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9 points

drinking wine while doing triathlons

what a great idea!

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9 points

Doing a wine triathlon would be really impressive.

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“Drunk finds way to own an entire nation”

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17 points

It’s the pre-death Eleanor Shellstrop character, but with an absurd amount of power.

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35 points

This is an ad, why else would they use this photo of her on a tri bike?

People who are serious about triathlons are petty-boug freaks. Who buys a bike that is specifically for triathlons?

I did one years ago with a road bike from the 70s and had a great time, BTW.

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2 points

How are they even different? Wouldn’t you just want a normal racing bike?

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