i was drinkin a gallon of milk on the bus yesterday and the chinese communist party surrounded me and started screamin “milk boy milk boy” and made me do the milk boy dance and i cried and cried

Milk boy wit dat milk bussy

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Well there’s your problem, drinking milk

Vegan gang

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This outrage cannot stand.

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once i wet myself they just screamed “pee boy pee boy” and made me do the pee boy dance right there in front of everyone. families.

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I weep for what they’ve done to you comrade, the tankies must be stopped!

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if you know anyone at the new york times i would like to write an op-ed about my struggle against china.

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Ah, yes, the “research grant” I ordered

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