I AINT A FUCKIN MILK BOY IM JUST TRYIN TO GROW MORE BONES

first they came for the beans and i did not speak up for i was drinking milk at the time

then they came for the milk drinkers and made us do the milk boy dance in front of everyone and we wet ourselves cause we were full of damn milk

i literally cant stop cryin because china

if you know anyone at the new york times i would like to write an op-ed about my struggle against china.

Ah, yes, the “research grant” I ordered

once i wet myself they just screamed “pee boy pee boy” and made me do the pee boy dance right there in front of everyone. families.