LAST WEEK federal agents came to the front door with a full Swat team curtesy of kate brown. I opened the door and they rushed in and had every one on the ground, “are you mrs smith?” Yes i said crouched on the ground with 5 automatic weapins pointed at my head. “We are here to serve you with three warrents. One for social justice crimes. One for economic justice crimes and one for you environmental justice crimes.” WHAT DID I DO? You have 2 empty bed rooms in your home you are nit sharing with illegal aliens nor the homeless. You need to house at least 7 people. To have been found to deposited more than $500 cash twice in the last week and Chase bank has reported that you have too much money more than your fair share. We will seal your chimney because you lit a fire in your fureplace and shut off your batural fas to take care if your environmental crimes today. YOU WILL REPORT TO COMMUNIST COURT AT THE NEW MULTNOMAH COUNTY COURT HOUSE FOR SENTENCING ON THURSDAY AS YOU HAVE JUST ADMITTED YOYR GUILT.

SO LAST THURSDAY I WENT TO MULTNOMAH COUNTY COMMUNIST COURT FOR SENTENCING. MY JUDGE , JUDGE PAUL WAS DRESSED IN A BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR SUIT. "MRS Smith you are guilty of social ,economic , and environmental crimes i see in your recent confession record. It took a while swat team to make you appear in court. I confiscate all of your property for the benefits if the people of Oregon snd the usa and send you and all of your family members to 5 years in The new Disney Wokeland concentration camp in New Jersey.after that you will be on life long probation. Any more crimes and you will be going to the newDf bill gates meat alternative plant to be ground in to fake burger patties.