And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.
1 point
- Thou shall not deny thy neighbour the right to your software
- Thou shall obey Micro$oft
- Thou shalt have no other operating system before Linux
- Thou shalt not take the name of Tux thy prophet in vain
- Thou shall not desire Chrome, thy weapon of Google
My English is not perfect so if you can please help with the old school English, especially point one and five
7 points
One saying slavery shouldn’t happen would be nice.
6 points
The other tablet only had one commandment, chiseled extra large for emphasis:
Above all else, do no harm.
- [my actual name here] is your lord, savior, and 4th form of god, and shall be treated as such.
- Sinning is the 12th form of liberalism
- Join an org (mine, preferrably)
- There can be no peace so long as hunger and want are found among millions of the working people and the few, who make up the employing class, have all the good things of life.
- Thou shalt seed more than thou downloads, unless thou ist [my actual name here].
42 points
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I might as well go first:
Though shalt seed what you download (You’ll understand in a few thousand years)
