And I know weโ€™re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

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I might as well go first:

Though shalt seed what you download (Youโ€™ll understand in a few thousand years)

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Thou shall not leave the toilet lid open after used.

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Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

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Donโ€™t take the Bible too literally

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Thou shalt not delude thyself.

Thou shalt not get caught.

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  • Thou shall not deny thy neighbour the right to your software
  • Thou shall obey Micro$oft
  • Thou shalt have no other operating system before Linux
  • Thou shalt not take the name of Tux thy prophet in vain
  • Thou shall not desire Chrome, thy weapon of Google

My English is not perfect so if you can please help with the old school English, especially point one and five

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