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Something will happen in September that makes every prediction in this thread sound silly because they didn’t take it into account, and the same is true of October.

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Trump will nuke something in September, or maybe October, or he’ll have one fired at the meteor that right now has a 1 in 200 chance of hitting Earth on November 2.

Or maybe One fine morning, Trump will cark it on the bog (die on the toilet).

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I wouldn’t put it past Trump to start a war, probably in Venezuela.

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Biden wins, but is then revealed to have been found dead a week before the election. America collapses into dozens of small regions controlled by competing warlords.

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Inshallah

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and by warlords you mean corporations. Welcome to the New Republic of PepsiCo.

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The old rivalry in Pennsylvania becomes an actual war when negotiations break down between the People’s Republic of Sheetz and the Wawa Order.

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Ha, imagine Sheetz being a people’s republic.

Also, don’t discount the Country Fair folks out of Erie.

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Warring States period (2020 edition)

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Okay homie where are we staging our People’s Republic? I say Vermont because it’s pretty, not filled to the brim with chuds, and I really like cheese.

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My top money right now is on straight up Covid Delay. Trump just pulls the election via a tweet and directing the FEC to do something wild.

“Waaaaah he actually can’t it’s ILLEGAL!!!” – this is a non-answer unless it actually includes who will literally stop it from happening. Bonus enjoyment if the answer is the DNC.

They would need to go through process and the legal system in the U.S. has been co-opted by the rich long ago. As long as delaying the election is the profitable solution for billionaires, it will be chosen imo. And here I could see it being in their best interests.

If anything it’s a free trial on fascism. Give the people a taste.

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well you see, he cannot do it because it is unlawful

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Isn’t the FEC also below the number of appointees that it legally needs to function, or am I misremembering that?

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History is a spiral and its 2004 again. Trump will win and take the popular vote this time as well. There will be shady shenanigans, long lines, ballots getting tossed out, etc. but nothing centralized enough for any Democrats to do anything about it.

Also Biden will die in the next 4 years and Trump will gloat tweet about it.

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Well, i’m here for the last part

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