darwinpolice [he/him]

Relax, this isn’t even the most hammered he’s been this week.

In 8.5 hours you’re giving that person 1000 years of time to think about exactly how they’re going to kill you when their 8.5 hours are up.

I’m pretty sure a person would be more likely to come out of 1,000 years of imprisonment as a gibbering, broken shell of a person than as an angry, violent revenge-machine.

This was a Deep Space 9 “O’Brien must suffer” episode.

Why did that dude retire, anyway? He lived in one of the most chud districts in all of Ohio, which is really saying something. He would’ve gone on winning elections by 2:1 margins until the heat death of the universe.

I watched one TikTok video and now I get CCP propaganda beamed directly into my brain every night when I sleep.

Libs who were furious at Trump for wanting to withhold COVID aid from blue states will unironically be pissed at NK for this.

And now their kids are in their mid-20s and thinking “Wait, wasn’t I supposed to get weekends off?”

Ambassador Chani has come to Sashatown with a gift. A gift that is surely not a bribe to curry favor with the local DPRS leadership.

Fred Hampton: "If you dare to struggle, you dare to win. "

It’s a very lib-friendly line in a not very lib-friendly passage.

“Why would the Russian army do this?”