Attention all US taxpayers! American forces are going to battle to defend the democracy of our key allies. But our boys in blue are gonna need a new aircraft carrier and a couple of F-35s. If you want to help enforce a rules based order, just send the Pentagon your card number, name, expiration dates and those three wacky little digits on the back. But you gotta be quick - Putin and Xi are gearing up to bring about global authoritarianism!
It won’t be long before we see late night shopping network infomercials for Lockheed Martin just so they can make a few extra bucks,.
This hog should be automatically enlisted into infantry. Fight the war you advocated for.
101st Chairborn rides again.
Excited for Bidenbros to tell me we’ll be out of Taiwan in six days, six weeks, I doubt two months, while Kamala Harris stands on the back of an aircraft carrier announcing that the mission has been accomplished.
I’m so sick of posts dripping in condescension. Everyone needs a good smack in the mouth
They definitely speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth… Well, I know one remedy
Also, when regular people say shit like “pops off” and “goes hot” about a war they are champing at the bit for, we should be able to auto enroll them for front line ground troop duty
Sorry millennials but “coronavirus” is the only thing “popping off” right now ever hear of it :grillman:
