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When news breaks that the queen is dead - what is the best joke?(i.imgur.com)

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OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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We’ve received word that on her deathbed, Queen Elizabeth received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.

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SaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.net
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Emperor Constantine 2.0

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inshallah2 [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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That’s going to be very hard to beat.

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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The King Who Wanted To Be A Tampon

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Theblarglereflargle [any]@hexbear.net
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That’s it. That’s the answer

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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“Talk about a royal flush!” :data-laughing:

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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[toilet sound and air horns]

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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Just Chumbawumbas “farewell to the crown” and “her majesty” on repeat

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CoconutOctopus [it/its]@hexbear.net
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And “The Queen is Dead” by the Smiths Johnny Marr.

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SickleRick [he/him]@hexbear.net
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:penguin-dance: :duck-dance: :party-cat: Buckingham Palace has announced the death of her royal highness, Queen Elizabeth :party-sicko: :party-parrot: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :spongebob-party:

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