And also have an AI chide you for buying something you don’t need based on how it spies on you

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Lmao it’s so cringe

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Casually buying a $800 TV to go with my tomato sauce, wine and drone battery.

All while I’m getting a physical?/ virtual? oil change apparently (so are they like sitting in the carpack with a VR headset on or wats happening here)

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Yes. Presumably this shopper is sat just outside the shop having driven there for their oil change, with a full VR rig on, completely isolated from their surroundings while they do the equivalent of an online shop with on site pickup.

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Finally. The freedom to live in a veal crate.

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:is-this: Is this capitalist alienation taken to its logical conclusion?

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I honestly cannot get over the middle age white guys in the reply who are like “ugh well I don’t see how this is more skeumorphic than a drop down menu in a web app”

And it’s like… buddy you’re missing the forest through the trees.

Your first instincts seeing that video should be how you’re going to organize your family against militias of child soldiers trying to sell you food made out of bugs

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That sounds like something that requires labor, and would generate use-value; a proposition that is entirely antithetical to the foundation of the artificial web3 economy

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I’m the sicko who will go find a tape measure on a store’s shelf and use it to measure stuff elsewhere in the store (putting the tape measure back where it belongs when I’m done, Im not an asshole)!

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I bring my own 30ft tape measure and whip that shit out all over the place, then put it back on my belt as a signal to the lesser males in the vicinity

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As a dainty woman I have one of those laser measuring tapes in my purse. I can’t risk cutting my skin on the sharp metal tape

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Got the battery powered one that extends itself? Fucks to the yea!

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