Oh no, it can happen literally anywhere! We’re definitely not making this up!

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Love this at the end

A more innocent, but also unproven, theory is that those who got sick suffered from a mass condition brought on by some stressful underlying situation.

Instead of exploring both theories, our lede will always be about microwaves or some shit

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Were they? I thought all the liberals were in on the wet market train 100%.

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As long as everything is done with decorum, it’s all good. The worst part about Hitler was the hypocrisy

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Sounds like something that inflicting a global pandemic upon the world could do to someone’s psyche. But gotta make people mad at China right? China virus bad :cia:

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Just got the booster shot yesterday and now I have a headache and kind feel under the weather, this is Havana Syndrome right?

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got fucking crunk last night and I’m Havana effects real hard rn

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A more innocent, but also unproven, theory is that those who got sick suffered from a mass condition brought on by some stressful underlying situation.

:soviet-hmm:

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Not stated: the original theory is equally unproven.

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also unproven

They concede it. They just bury it at the end of the piece.

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The reach of Castro’s fingers knows no bounds.

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Fidel sneaking up on every US diplomat like: :fidel-bat:

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The CIA never should have made a soul-pact with a cabal of evil faeries to try and kill Fidel.

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I want to make a joke about the spy who was supposed to assassinate him that he ended up seducing instead

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either it’s not fucking real or French and Swiss communists are a lot cooler than I gave them credit for

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