Its sun, so dogshit sources, but starmer is a genocidal knight so fuck him.

Excuse me, ninja use traditional peasant and laborer tools as weapons.

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Chainsaw is a ninja weapon for 21st century, katanas - right out

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oi! got a loisence for those farming implements?

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No they use saurikens and nunchuks and smoke bombs and poison darts. I’ve seen footage on me tellie

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Nunchaku were farming implements used to thresh rice or soybeans.

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YES ninja were not standardized, ‘ninja sword’ is like saying ‘gangster rifle’, a criminal/terrorist/assassin will use whatever they have to accomplish their goal, they usually can’t or don’t build their own weapons. they don’t have uniforms and tables of equipment like a military does.

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And yet, everyone knows what is meant. Just like gangster gun immediately brings to mind the tommy gun…

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He knows. The ban also includes scythes, hoes, fertilizer, grain silos, cattle, motorized transportation, and an “outdoors lifestyle”.

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mfw I’m about to shank some fools with masonry equipment

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UK politicians would fucking ban butter knives to ensure the nanny-state has total control of your life.

Y’all need to do what our guys did one time a while back where we were sick and tired of your boss pestering us for more money to fund his whore and alcohol addiction and we simply dumped a bunch of tea barrels into the harbor.

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yeah fuck u king george no one tells the u s of A whose native lands we can’t colonise into 🦅!

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Meanwhile us politicians will discuss how they need better mental healthcare for 1 month after newest shooting and discuss a plan to rent ai chatbot to talk to people on the hotline.

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Yeah! Fuck Britain for making us pay for the war we started with France! Why, I heard they’re charging less for tea than us local businessmen are! Lets go smash the cheap tea to protect our price gouging!

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Well yeah.

But fuck the brits

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My favorite unspoken truth about the American revolution is that the French and Indian War (or the Seven Years War, for everyone else in the world) was literally started by George Washington. Kinda takes the wind out of the sails of people talking about unfair taxation when your founder was the reason for the war that those taxes were needed for.

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Settle down Hoss, you USAmericans are literally the most cucked people on the planet

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Yeah you are absolutely correct. Hopefully the next generation of kids currently getting shot up in our schools come out hardened like soldiers after the D-Day invasion of Normandy and you soft obese islanders can stop poking fun at us.

/s btw

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I don’t live on an island.

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I welcome the Tokugawa Clan’s efforts, and I encourage them to go further.

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When you put it that way, it sounds like they’re trying to do a sword hunt in 2024.

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Are they trying to lose to the Tories again?

They’ll never win without the Ninja-weeaboo vote.

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I legit think labor lurch to the right is consequences of them seeing 460 seats in parliament in polls and going:

we can’t win by that much, we have to have thin margin, and go as far right as possible until polls show us in 50 50 split. “Looking at the audience like the price is right contestants” type of deal

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god they really are just Democrats now aren’t they

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So even after they ban guns, they’ll still go after knives.

Maybe…maybe they should look at the root issues of why there is an increase of violence. But that means investing in housing and education, and stop tearing up the social programs that help people meet their basic needs. Might have to cut back on arming nazis elsewhere.

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