Sincerely,
CEO of Antifa and also, weirdly, the Mars Corporation

44 points

I never knew that the m&m things were actual characters, much less there was lore behind them.

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25 points

there’s a surprising amount of cuckoldry involved

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20 points

yeah the green one’s hot and the brown one is smart and the red one is horny

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16 points

The yellow one is dumb. That’s about all I knew though.

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8 points

IDK what’s up with the blue one

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38 points

Rivalry? God my brain is so uselessly gay I always fully thought they were flirting and/or dating. I mean homoerotic rivalries are my bread and butter but I assumed they were married by now

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19 points

:rosa-salute:

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Not going to lie, I assumed it was a Bert and Ernie thing as well

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36 points

“What, we are denied the rivalry plots between two animated pieces of candy in high heels? Wokeness is truly an evil that must be destroyed…” Okay, I am even having a hard time even pretending to care.

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Not to brag, but this one was mine. My DSA chapter and I collected 50,000 signatures to make this happen!🙌

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:hero-of-socialist-labor:

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:rat-salute:

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