Corgi, I’m a former troop… 😢

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but do you renounce the military?

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LMFAO 😂 FUCK YES! Once in a while I mess with people who blindly worship me because of it too.

I say I’m a “former marine”, and old chuds like to say “once a marine always a marine, semper fi hoo-ha” and shit like that. I tell them I renounce that title because I don’t associate with genocidal terror groups. If they get pissy about my irl shit talk, I tell them if they don’t like it they can get out of my country, because I “fought for it”. It’s fun watching their heads spin.

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that must be a blast… also do they ever get violent about it?

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braver than the troops o7

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But you’re alive and here tho

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Awww you’re sweet! ❤️

Unironicly, fuck the troops. I’m glad I survived, but I would have deserved whatever happened to me over there. Just a shame that death and destruction isn’t visited on the merchants of war and presidents first.

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I’m glad you’re here and don’t want my shitposting to upset anyone. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!

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This is all I would need to comfortably call a vet my comrade. Ultimately you fight the good fight now

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6 points

based take

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8 points

the tactical trans karens of the evil empire will be its downfall

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🤣 oh God, too much pressure!

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What about the seal troops who now drowned at sea?

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Lol. Lmao even.

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they got capped and fed to the sharks

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This is so disrespectful and I’m here for it because they died for us to speak freely and live life fully.

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A one shit salute for the dumbass who lost to a farmer while trying to commit genocide.

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Was not disappointed. 🤩

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Did you suck off a troop today?

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38 points

GOOD shitpost.

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in Lockheed’s name, amen

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Broken Mind indeed

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we can’t let this keep happening, one of these times they may impinge, and then what will we say?

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Who was threatening our speech whom they protected us from?

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It was poor reading comprehension fascists and bad grammar Nazis.

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they died to line the pockets of some dude I’ll never meet and killed a bunch of brown people whose crime was living on the wrong side of an imaginary line on a map. my life would be better if the troops had died in a crib. fuck your empire.

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This is a bit, right?

This is a bit, right?

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8 points

Not enough white ones

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