EVERYTHING I DON’T LIKE IS… checks notes IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL…BECAUSE…BECAUSE… checks notes MY DEAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS NEVER HEARD OF IT SO THERE 😝
daily reminder that slavery is explicitly constitutional
, but I take no pleasure in it.
Trader Joe’s
Reactionary Joe’s
MY VEGAN SWEDISH FISH RIPOFFS
ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS SLIGHT TRADER JOES, MARK MY WORDS. YOU HAVE MADE A VERY ANNOYING ENEMY. SEND ME A LIFETIMES SUPPLY OF “SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS” AND THE PISSING WILL STOP.
They’re basically aquatic animals like Swedish Fish but not just fish. Also they have sour versions but I’m never going to get them again now :(