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EVERYTHING I DON’T LIKE IS… checks notes IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL…BECAUSE…BECAUSE… checks notes MY DEAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS NEVER HEARD OF IT SO THERE 😝

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daily reminder that slavery is explicitly constitutional

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, but I take no pleasure in it.

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Trader Joe’s

Reactionary Joe’s

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MY VEGAN SWEDISH FISH RIPOFFS

ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS SLIGHT TRADER JOES, MARK MY WORDS. YOU HAVE MADE A VERY ANNOYING ENEMY. SEND ME A LIFETIMES SUPPLY OF “SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS” AND THE PISSING WILL STOP.

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“SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS”

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Hands off the Thai Tadpoles, Traitor Joseph

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They’re basically aquatic animals like Swedish Fish but not just fish. Also they have sour versions but I’m never going to get them again now :(

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Gummy treats are great and while I’ve never had these specific ones, I morn with you.

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Traitor Joe’s

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