63 points
Similarly:
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.
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3 points
41 points
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if you are buying a wifi-enabled smoke alarm you have never worked on software for a tech company
14 points
If something wants to connect to the internet it better have a damn good reason. Almost all iot things do not. My lightbulbs do not need to be able to DDOS at the behest of a botnet
6 points
Right next to the NFT buyers are Yudkowsky and his cult