how long is this weekend at bernie’s thing going to go on?

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Writing a vaguely horny reply to an image of our taxidermized ninety-year-old monarch, just british things

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What do you guys mean by “taxidermied”?

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They’re saying that the brits are strutting around a literal corpse. Personally, I think they got Madame Tussauds to make a wax queen.

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I can only ever think of this Eddie Izzard bit from Glorious

But in the ‘50s, she was quite sexy, in a sort of not-terribly-sexy kind of way. But in a “use your imagination and you can probably get there” type of way. “Hey, fancy the Queen! Got a picture of the Queen on my locker door, fancy her! Shag the Queen! Hey Queen, let’s give a big tonguey kiss!”

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:jesse-wtf:

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how long is this weekend at bernie’s thing going to go on?

Look she changed a tire in WW2, don’t you know how much that means to the British people?

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No one dunking in the replies? :pathetic:

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the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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:inshallah:

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I’m surprised there’s not a Kissinger style death pool going on for her.

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Yeah, it’s fun to même about her being dead, but I think more realistically she’s in a super deteriorated state that would be beneath the dignity of the throne for her to be seen in or smth.

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