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The year is 2035. I’m the only survivor in my platoon in the water wars. The commander rewards my valiant efforts by bestowing upon me a jpeg of a plate of already eaten chicken wings from over a decade ago. Life is good.

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It’s fine though, because YOU and YOU ALONE are its true owner.

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The bones are their money

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Bonecoin will redirect to a porn site in like a year, two, tops.

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In the meantime we get to see a bunch of paid influencers woof down chicken wings on social media for a chance at that sweet Bonecoin NFT money.

If you told me these words would make sense strung together 10 years ago I would not have believed you.

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They’re selling the data back to restaurants so they can figure out how much they can reduce meal sizes by without upsetting customers.

Edit: picturing this getting used to train a computer vision algorithm that tells wings places when people are done so they can be given refills. Building a panopticon to deliver treats.

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