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What if they never announce her death and the monarchy is abolished in a way that only the actual meat humans are removed from the pomp and ceremony.

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They’re just going to keep Elizabeth the queen forever, 40k style. Just keep the body on life support forever.

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Yeah but instead of all of that like a wax model

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Madame Tussauds is in on it

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after 500 years she still has one brain cell operating! its fine everything is fine!

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:kim-il-young:

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We will finally learn the news when they invite some foreign journalist to do an interview and they haven’t read the rules for interviewing the queen well enough, so they turn her body around to face the camera like the mother in Psycho on live television.

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i literally promised a dozen people that the queen would be announced dead today i’m freaking the fuck out right now

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The monsters and parasites of this world take way too fucking long to die

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Unfortunately they can afford the best medical care money can buy with all their stolen riches.

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What are the odds that she’s on some life support?

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That’s my assumption at this point, she’s alive but in like a coma

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another option: already dead, she was dead back in December, and all this stuff is just deepfakes

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