137 points

Accusing a guy from the most capitalist country on the planet of being a communist lmao.

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Yeah, but have you considered that he is asian, and thus probably a secret communist?

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His name is suspiciously oriental, and he is the CEO of the evil Chinese app

Tom Cotton is definitely that guy that asks “No but really, where are you actually from?”

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56 points

Singapore is a neo liberal hellhole, but they have social housing and medicine which makes them literally Stalin.

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It’s a place of bizarre contradiction; economically they’re super neoliberal and socially restrictive. But they’ve also got steep taxes, the social housing and medicine you mentioned, and technically the state is considered the owner of all the private property; businesses are more or less leasing the capital from the state. So on paper it’s highly statist capitalism, but practically if one considers Yew’s family’s long control of the state, it’s almost like the city is a private fiefdom.

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The part where he kept asking him about what happened at Tianemen Square had me cackling

A senator from the country that’s actively abetting and supporting genocide and fascism having the unmitigated gall to keep saying that

Just pure

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Are these people really unable to show some professionalism, or at least act like well adjusted adults?

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62 points

If there were zero consequences for how you acted at work you’d be walking around saying unhinged shit too.

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That’s true. If I couldn’t be fired or disciplined for it I would definitely make my email signature “DEATH TO AMERIKKKA UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE FIRSST WORLD”

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If they acted like professional well adjusted adults they’d get 10% of thenvote from the hooting chuds that make up their districts

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112 points

“I didn’t ask what kind of Chinese you are, just answer the question.”

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111 points

: “So are ya Chai-nese or Japanese?”

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Funny how you can hear words sometimes

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KOTH has so many amazing quotables

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“NO HE AIN’T… He’s Laotian. Ain’t ya Mr. Kahn?”

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Ironically, his name is Cotton. And it’s kinda funny how this maniac character turned out to not be racist, so much as he just hates Japanese nationals for personal reasons.

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I mean, he is kind of racist considering he treats Khan like a valet after that

Mr. Khan, I’ll have a Mai Tai

He’s just not that kind of racist

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Cotton’s good moments in the series are so funny. Like when Peggy ends up in the hospital and Cotton says “Hank! Whatdjya do to yer wife?! I didn’t teachya that!” I just like how throughout the series, Cotton isn’t shown to have no moral compass, he just has his own very specific moral compass. He’s disturbed by people calling Kahn Japanese, disgusted when he thinks Hank beat his wife, and is generally shown to be a good Dad to GH and a good grandpa to Bobby.

CW SUICIDE

The episode where he makes serious suicide plans until he has his baby in his arms always gets me. Cotton clearly cares about his family, as poorly as he’s treated Hank throughout the years. Cotton trying to commit suicide for life insurance is one of the best plot points in the entire series. KOTH is a fairly conservative show, but the way the characters are made are so realistic that I think you really could get any message out of the show. Cotton killing himself because he can’t provide for his family hits so hard as someone living with a family under capitalism. I’ve had the exact same thoughts a million times over. If someone asked me if I’d shoot myself if it meant my family would get 50 grand, I would turn my gun before the sentence was finished.

With that being said, the emotional moments in the later seasons are so fucking bad, they even ruin previous moments like this. Cotton deciding to die in the moment is funny, but I really don’t think Cotton would decide to die just to spite Peggy. GH is Cotton’s baby. Cotton may have been terrible to Hank, but Hank recognizes that Cotton was doing good for GH and kept him mouth shut to keep it going. Cotton loved that baby more than anything else he’s ever loved in the show. Cotton seems like he’d give up killing 50 men if it meant something good for GH. Cotton would have outlived Peggy out of spite.

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19 points

What ocean?

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is this from that one hearing from like two years ago or is this a new hearing where they’re doing the same shit?

EDIT: nope, googled it. it’s round 2

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New one yes

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I can’t believe this stupidity is happening again…

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