Why are they hiding agent penis
@Mike_Penis Why won’t you answer the poor woman?
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Special Operator Michael Penis was in a Beirut safehouse. A whiskey glass was perspiring under a ceiling fan in a dimly lit room. A call to prayer can be heard despite it being 2am. The call is continuously looped, like ambient noise. Nobody knows what time it is.
The phone rings. It’s the station chief. “Agent Penis, she came back.”
Agent Penis checks his watch. It starts to sing a call to prayer. “What time is it in Langley, sir?”
“Time for you to get your ass back. We need you, Michael.”
Resolute in my knowledge that agent penis does exist
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And that lady was me
I just want to speak to Agent Penis
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