:libertarian-approaching: “if you took a peepee in 2012, it would be worth a poopoo today”
sweet I’m going to invest in the bread company instead of eating this week
Sweet, now I can’t get to work.
if you spent 5$ on a sandwich in 2012 today you’d still be shitting it out your doo doo ass. if instead you spent 5$ on a lottery ticket (and won) you’d be rich as a god damn bullionaire.
Never mind that if you have 77000 in disposable income you would’ve already been a millionaire in 2012.
Broke: sell all your possessions and follow Jesus Woke: sell all your possessions and follow the line