The most innsuferable people on earth.

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Who actually takes time to toast them? And why get a plate dirty? It’s just common sense, people.

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Have you ever actually toasted pop tarts, though? It will change your life.

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Might as well get Toaster Strudels at that point

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I sometimes freeze them:sicko-yes:

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Freeze them tho

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Toasting pop tarts carmelizes the sugar. Try it, it’s amazing. Eating cold ones is like eating cold spaghetti. You can do it and it gets you full but is unsatisfying.

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If the nukes went off it would cook the pop tarts

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gen x do not make the deaths of complete strangers about you challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Classic “Me Generation”

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The great thing about being a millennial is that no matter how old you get, you’ll always be 21.

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21? More like 7

Boomers continue to refer to all young people as millennials, they never had any fucking clue what it meant

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7 is too young to kill every industry by eating all the avocado toast with a comically large spoon that you bought instead of a house.

I’m just looking forward to when I’m old enough to kill the nursing home industry.

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What is it with this shit? Is it slowly aging out of the most sought after advertising demographic that makes them think they’ve been forgotten?

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no, we’re a “baby bust” generation caught between two much larger generations. between the boomers’ narcissism, larger population, and grasp on capital, we had to endure their grip on popular culture long past their prime (and 1989, the 20th anniversary of woodstock, was just awful to live through… so much self-congratulation). after that, we had about 3-5 years where pop culture paid attention to us in the 90s before britney spears and the boy bands marked the cultural ascendancy of the millennial. not long after that the media landscape completely fragmented to narrowcasting and i think some xers are salty that we won’t be able to loudly congratulate ourselves to same degree the boomers did (honestly, if you want to know what the late 80s were like, imagine don henley’s “boys of summer” on a human face, forever)

but honestly, who cares?

oh well whatever nevermind

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At least you had a chance to revive swing music in the most terrible way imaginable

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fuck, don’t remind me

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Boys of Summer is a banger, though

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May honestly be a part of it, my parents constantly complain to me how dogshit commercials are nowadays (I know, right) and I frequently remind them these commercials aren’t supposed to appeal to you.

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Gen X are going to be (barely) remembered as the janitor generation. They get to clean up the gigantic mess left by the Baby Boomers, just in time to hand the keys over to the Millennials who will undo all their hard work.

Baby Boomers and Millennials don’t agree on much, but they agree that Gen X should pay for it all.

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