Is chernobyl just a general name for the area where the reactor was located?

What’s next? “Putin has James Bond suspended over vat of sharks - Ukraine”?

Anonymous sources close to the kremlin say that Putin invaded Ukraine in order to strengthen the power of the Havana Syndrome. “The president told us that the Ukrainians are hiding some sort of artifact in Chernobyl,” said one intelligence official. “Apparently it will grant the user unimaginable powers.” The official also added that Putin is specifically interested in “the zone,” but he did not say why.

God these people are idiots