wake up babe, its time for your new slop

Cant wait for them to shittily deepfake ewan as Alec Guinness to recreate the first meeting with luke

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I can’t wait to see The Inquistor fight Obi Wan; two characters who I know will not die or be badly harmed in anyway.

What a thrilling fight full of tension that will be.

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JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!

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I want to see a movie dedicated to Anakin’s life from insemination to birth. like the first 45 minutes are a full penetration porno of Darth Chadicus busting (no condom) his midichlorians in there. act 2 is a music video showing CGI ultrasounds in the womb, and the third act is the birth “Now THIS is birth canal racing.!”

make the whole thing a musical scored by Lib Manuel Miranda, and that is box office GOLD.

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:kitty-cri-screm: making me remember enter the void i hate you

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Me, circa 2009: “Man an Obi-Wan spin-off show would be kinda neat”

Monkey’s paw: curls

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Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It’s open submission unless there’s something important to commandeer it with at the time.

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