wake up babe, its time for your new slop
Cant wait for them to shittily deepfake ewan as Alec Guinness to recreate the first meeting with luke
I can’t wait to see The Inquistor fight Obi Wan; two characters who I know will not die or be badly harmed in anyway.
What a thrilling fight full of tension that will be.
JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!
I want to see a movie dedicated to Anakin’s life from insemination to birth. like the first 45 minutes are a full penetration porno of Darth Chadicus busting (no condom) his midichlorians in there. act 2 is a music video showing CGI ultrasounds in the womb, and the third act is the birth “Now THIS is birth canal racing.!”
make the whole thing a musical scored by Lib Manuel Miranda, and that is box office GOLD.
Me, circa 2009: “Man an Obi-Wan spin-off show would be kinda neat”
Monkey’s paw: curls