Figuring out this joke will be mankind’s crowning achievement.

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He drank bad booze that had all the methanol precipitates in it, so now he’s counteracting it with booze from another cask from the same batch that is mostly ethanol, which will help to get the methanol out of his system.

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My dog is like this. Probably the most likely explanation so far.

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I have a feeling it has something to do with a pop culture thing in ancient Sumeria, like a song or something that’s been lost to time

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Just doing a Family Guy-type reference that’s just so dumb and has no meaning beyond being culturally recognizable.

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i walk into a tavern

look he turned himself into a dang pickle! it’s pickle-anunit!!11

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Hey Louis remember that time Brain went into a tavern in ancient Mesopotamia?

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Jesus I can see anything in here, I guess I’ll open one

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Maybe its a pun thats only funny untranslated?

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Its only funny in Ancient Dog

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This is me when I’m a dog in ancient Sumer

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Moonshine is making him blind but he’s still drinking it to drown his sorrows

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Oh Boi I can’t wait to go to the tavern to drink some beer through a straw.

I certainly hope I’ll be able to see in there.

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