I already took away the fortnite but he said that game sucks and is for zoomers. My son is 11.
Torture him by making him watch shows/movies with nudity on screen, while being in the same room.
If this is the route you want to take, go with 40 yr old virgin. Otherwise pick another movie that’ll give him 2nd hand embarrassment like Beverly Hills Ninja. Or, if he starts smoking weed, show him the good stuff and make him hit a fat ass dab (please use proper judgement, that shit can hurt and it feels like you can’t breathe if you fuck up)
There is no hell quite like seeing nudity or sex with your parents in the peripheral vision.
read a random NYT article with him
Make him smoke the entire pack of smarties
Make him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes
EDIT: wait that’s a ton of money these days
Why punish him? He’s showing you a fraction of how awful it is to live with a smoker. Take the hint, hug him and stay quit. -ex-smoker
