Make him smoke the entire pack of smarties
Why punish him? He’s showing you a fraction of how awful it is to live with a smoker. Take the hint, hug him and stay quit. -ex-smoker
I already took away the fortnite but he said that game sucks and is for zoomers. My son is 11.
Torture him by making him watch shows/movies with nudity on screen, while being in the same room.
If this is the route you want to take, go with 40 yr old virgin. Otherwise pick another movie that’ll give him 2nd hand embarrassment like Beverly Hills Ninja. Or, if he starts smoking weed, show him the good stuff and make him hit a fat ass dab (please use proper judgement, that shit can hurt and it feels like you can’t breathe if you fuck up)
There is no hell quite like seeing nudity or sex with your parents in the peripheral vision.
read a random NYT article with him
Hug him and cherish him while he’s alive and tell him to never to do Glade plugins.
My quest for revenge against this vile industry began at my dead wife’s funeral when I found a rose mysteriously left at her freshly compacted burial plot with the note “If you seek justice, follow your nose.”
