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“Communists are evil! They took my servants from me!” :kiddo

this is dumb because Batman is already a technocratic finance imperialist like Bill Gates, and was already gay camp in the '90s. Fake fan zoomers don’t know anything about Batman

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was already gay camp in the '90s '70s

Batman’s major villains are:

  • A crippled foreigner
  • A two-faced politician
  • A woman who will rob you and bail
  • A smug guy who asks you annoying questions
  • An eco-terrorist
  • A Mexican Wrestler on Drugs
  • An Evil Clown who keeps getting let out of prison

The conservative wet dream. But they still can’t just take the W and be happy. They’ve got to keep whining about how Batman isn’t… straight enough? Jesus.

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Where do Clayface and Mr Freeze fit in this?

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  • Guy driven insane in his quest for free health care for his wife
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who’s the crippled foreigner? i’m drawing a blank

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Penguin. He’s typically described as an Eastern European migrant with physical deformities that make him look/walk/act like his moniker.

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ah okay that’s a good one

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Ra’s Al-Ghul?

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a fitting one for Ra’s Al Ghul would be “leader of middle eastern terrorist group”. probably the closest to that conservative wet dream than any of the other villains

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A vasectomy is one of the best things you can get as a male who has a partner who can become pregnant. There are few side effects and it’s relatively noninvasive. Not to mention hormonal birth control can really fuck you up and compared to its female analog it’s way less invasive (not to mention way more reversible). My father and uncle have had them done, growing up I figured it’s just what men (who can impregnate their partners) do when they and their partner decide it’s time to stop having kids.

So snip snip :knifecat:

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It was the clear ethical choice for me after seeing how fucked up vaginal/uterine birth control is. My ex had a copper IUD dislodge and was doubled over in pain as I drove her to and from the clinic to get it reinserted. Hormonal BC before that messed with her mentally. Someone shouldn’t have to endure either to avoid the risks/cost/life-alteration that having a kid entails. The lidocaine shot was pain in a place I’m not used to feeling pain, but I casually chatted with the urologist across the fifteen minutes it took for a vasectomy and only felt dull tugging. Walked out of the clinic, drove myself home, controlled the pain with a CBD vape pen for all of three days, and then I was back to normal within a week. Less scary and traumatic than getting my wisdom teeth extracted.

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I hear you. My partner controls her PMDD with hormonal birth control and we’re still not 100% sure if we want to have biological children or not but I would get it snip snapped in a moment otherwise

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