Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don’t.
Help am I supposed to using advanced whitening or 3D whitening?
5-in-1 shampoo conditioner drain unblocker engine oil toothpaste
As someone with a lot of anxiety around making the best choices in the things I get, I’d love a world where I can just get a single toothpaste tube and then go home, not worrying if that or other products I’m used to would be discontinued due to lack of profits.
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I also remember like ten years ago when I had a supposedly premium toothpaste that peeled the looking of the inside of my mouth. Nothin severe, but in a way that’s uncomfortable.
Get something with 1400ppm/f or more (don’t use whitening toothpaste), brush in the morning and evening, and floss after brushing in the evening. If there’s any dental issues after that your dentist can help you out with em.
Like I’m 99% sure all of them are manufactured in the same fucking factory
more than that, at the factory i used to work at, the brand name biscuit and the store brand one came off the same fucking LINE lmao
brand name: 6 for ~£1
store brand: 10 for ~50p
literally the exact same biscuit
I worked in a meat packing plant (mostly patties and trays of ground beef) and it was basically all the same. only thing to keep in mind is the percentage of fat, but all the cows got ground up in the same place, and they all went down the same lines.
just different labels.
It really should be possible to objectively determine like 3 different toothpastes worth keeping and then binning the rest of them entirely. It’s a tooth, you can objectively determine which toothpaste is most successful at making teeth healthier.
