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I just focus on transitioning every pawn into a queen. 💅

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15 points

They turn their pawn into a bishop, rook, or knight to own the libs.

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:thonk-trans:

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:trans-heart:

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54 points

Honestly, same. Mfs expect me to memorize 6000 chess patterns wtf

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You can also just accept the fact you’ll be shitty and play for fun

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There’s computer shit but all major openings have a theme and logic to them.

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this is why I exclusively play people who are also bad at chess to the point we only know how the pieces move

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It me

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If they know how the horsey moves I know I’m going to lose.

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Sigh You can tell this was written by somebody who has never actually played chess. Even the basic chess player knows that the Frenchman’s Cumsock is one of the most advanced aggressive plays, a rookie would never think to try it. And if they did, the counter play (Persian Piss-Pot) would end the game in 5 moves instead of 37!

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Cum

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22 points

Dingleberry.

Check and mate.

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40 points

played a bunch of old dudes in a park a couple weeks back and clowned on them, they were like the stereotypical old dude chess betting ring

i played a lot of chess in highschool never really studied it. but apparently i have pattern recognition skills :party-parrot-science:

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Give yourself some props. Chess isn’t just pattern recognition. It takes intuition and logical thinking too.

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it was a pretty fun time, they seemed relieved that i wasnt interested in betting though lmao

also found someones wedding ring and was able to give it back to them cause they were smart enough to engrave their name on it. eventful day

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Hustlers will let you win until there’s money on the table.

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That’s seriously impressive, old dude park chess betting rings tend to be like, the top .1% of any cities players.

Do you think you’ll go back?

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I might. I’m a bit of a recluse lately so dont go out much

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