Yeah this is accurate

Sigh You can tell this was written by somebody who has never actually played chess. Even the basic chess player knows that the Frenchman’s Cumsock is one of the most advanced aggressive plays, a rookie would never think to try it. And if they did, the counter play (Persian Piss-Pot) would end the game in 5 moves instead of 37!

my chess strategy is having no strategy and simply just reacting to what my opponent does.

sometimes I win and sometimes I don’t but I have fun either way. watching chess tournament games are wild though they play so fast, if i ever had to play chess with a timer my brain would simply short-circuit.

This is why I prefer chess-boxing

And why I’m wanted in 9 states for punching people

I just focus on transitioning every pawn into a queen. 💅