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How about we destroy America by getting the London city council to revoke the Virginia Company’s charter

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If the UK rescinds the decree founding the plymouth colony all of the US disappears like thanos snap

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Erm technically it’s the London Company that was granted by license of King James, so we just have to kill the queen of England who’s already dead

Mission accomplished lads/ladettes/lenbies

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I regret to inform you that the UK has legal provisions ensuring passover of charters to the next monarch in the case of succesion

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But what if Old Liz stays in this quantum state forever? Alive according to the Royal Family, dead according to literally everyone else? What’s the protocol?

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:sicko-yes:

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yeah but I’m just gonna find the last living descendants of King Æthelstan to return London back to the Kingdom of Essex, checkmate

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reject WASP thought, return to Saxon paganism

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You laugh but if Arthur finally shows up in Britain’s Darkest Hour I’m going full Romano-British Monarchist.

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Boudica has entered the chat.

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:no-choice: “We have no choice but to abandon Moscow”

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this is the kind of desperate shit you do when you can’t do anything material

:liberalism:

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Gotta give them credit, they sure know exactly the sort of empty gestures that libs love

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Wow, the guy in charge of the Rus made a decision? I bet nothing about governance or populations has changed in the last 1000 years.

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