51 points

Oh shit, that character named Umbridge takes umbrage with things? The greatest public intellectual in the West

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The black character is named Kingsley Shacklebolt and the Asian character is named Cho Chang

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There are two Jewish characters (who aren’t related) who both have the surname “Goldstein”.

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Also the Irish character keeps accidentally blowing things up

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https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Goldstein_family

The wiki says there are several Goldstein’s related to one another, but only Anthony Goldstein, who went to Hogwarts, was Jewish.

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Kingsley Shacklebolt

oh my fucking god, English is my second language and I’ve seen this a few times but I finally get it

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At first I was honestly shocked, since I would have guessed JPB would have dismissed harry potter.

Then, I remembered the old adage - “terfs of a feather, you know, the thing”

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Is it a surprise, he’s the Dark Disney adult

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He’s a Disney adult who claims to hate Disney

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What is he commenting on

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Benzos probably, maybe alcohol too.

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6 points

cider

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I really want to know, because it’s always ridiculously banal. Probably a Disney cartoon.

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My middle school teacher would’ve docked points for not having verbs.

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Now that you mention it, he wrote just a series of five incomplete sentences lol.

Very impressive feat for a PhD :jordan-eboy-peterson:

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