ah yes im certain ill be tortured to death by being on one of the most beautiful islands in the caribbean. truly the worst thing that could ever befall me
Oh, no, whatEVER will I do by being sent to one of the most popular tourist destinations this side of the Atlantic, where millions of tourists from Europe and beyond visit without the slightest incident. Please, please please don’t send me to a tourist trap, that would be my worst nightmare
Best response to this chud talking point that Cuba has a higher life expectancy. Just that you’ll straight up live longer over there on average.
Sure, access to treats™ is limited, but that says more about libs and chuds, that in a hypothetical scenario they’d give up actual years of their lives just to have the treats™ and not live in Cuba
I said the life expectancy thing once to a chud and the response was “Yeah? So they have to live longer in communism” which was at least kinda clever
Pleeeeease Br’er Fox, don’t throw me into that tropical paradise island!
“if you love X so much why don’t you just go back?! I’m sure you’ll realize how bad it is…”
“do you feel freer here, in the US, than back in X?”
Whenever I hear this shit in my mind’s eye I see a squidward saying “We’re Gonna Kill You”.
