yeah organise and arm your tenants great plan bozo
I’m pretty sure this is straight up illegal, if only becuase its gendered. Hopefully, it’s also illegal to draft renters like its a peasant milita but I’m not holding my breath on that one.
It wouldn’t be honored by any court with a single functioning neuron, but then again this is America
this is literal chinese warlord shit, do you also get “paid” only with access to a communal rice bowl at the end of the day? (or a subway party sub or something equally heinous)
Mint Properties Security Detail Patrols, Day 3
It turns out the person who called and told us they would be delivering a “100-foot Subway sandwich” was just a prank call. Our morale is smashed to tiny pieces. Alan, the 57-year-old veteran who lives down in 3b, may never recover.
Last I heard, renters at another big landlord in the area were in the middle of organizing a tenant’s union, that might actually be it
I’m sure their tenants will listen to them once they’re armed. Political power grows out of the barrel of a property deed, after all.
This is literally feudalism
