152 points

If I were a driver, I’d simply keep my automobile on land.

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71 points

People who’ve never seen a pond in their rear view mirror don’t understand the struggle

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67 points

mixed up her wets and her dries, rookie mistake

you’d think a shipping mogul would know better

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Yeah, you can’t be having your wets getting dry, or dries getting wet like what happened here.

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My car is just built different

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Skill issue smh

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141 points

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53 points

lol

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This is beautiful.

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36 points

I learned recently that Drew Toothpaste stole that account from a trans woman and fucked over all the people that made stuff like that very image. The posts aren’t as good lately and half of them are hawking shirts and mugs, that’s why.

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8 points

which account, dasharez0ne??

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137 points

Never get in a helicopter, small plane, or Tesla

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81 points

Don’t forget the submarine controlled by a discount Xbox controller.

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61 points

Always felt bad for the kid that was afraid of going in the sub and his fuckin dad pressured the shit out of him into doing it

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He’s about the only sympathetic character in that whole ordeal.

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pressured the shit out of him

Less literally than the ocean though

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33 points

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I don’t even hate the fact that it used a controller (if what I heard is correct, imperialists also take design influence for fighter jets from game controllers), but the only controls for the submarine used FUCKING BLUETOOTH? Not a single emergency hard wired controller?

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130 points

Hexbear reactions to such events are honestly so refreshing. Keeping me sane.

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58 points

🦀

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Main reason I’m here. Back when this was a subreddit and COVID was starting, it was real nice having a place I could go where people were reacting like normal people.

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“CEO on her Texas ranch”

Remember the LMAO

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