I, too, will sacrifice everything for a good bit.
Very well done.
41 points
I’m partial to the pickup line “I’m not a police body cam, 'cause I’m turned on!”
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A+, makes me want to try this but knowing my luck with “artsy” types they’ll just end up being shitlibs
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what kind of response is that, he’s not trying to roleplay, it was a pickup line
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