41 points

I’m partial to the pickup line “I’m not a police body cam, 'cause I’m turned on!”

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“You must be a cop, and I must be a neighborhood full of POCs, 'cause you’re ignoring everyone here except me.”

“Am I a chud at the Capitol on January 6? 'Cause you’re letting me in!”

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8 round mag a little small for what cops usually have

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7 points

Their shift started half hour ago

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Panic reload. He fear for his life.

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50 points

I, too, will sacrifice everything for a good bit.

Very well done.

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18 points

It’s fun to flirt

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